Everything about Trump is fake. Trump gets shot with the whistling golden BB with ketchup on it. Now fake DDOS while the whole X site is working fine. What's next, Biden has grounded planes cant debate.

@th3j35t3r This guy just launched a planet wide phishing scam. Live, ELMO, you are not smart.

DED!
@th3j35t3r These cult members are freaks.

Nice Monument to commemorate DJT's first pegging with his new rack.

You know that guy has a copy of this with orifices he can bang.

Me: "Uber, send a hearse"
"Alexa, send some flowers"
"Siri, play taps"
"Copilot, run clrbrzr.exe"

ded

Doe she have a law blog too?

Hey J,

https://twitter.com/i/status/1819431086943863240

@th3j35t3r

I am as petty evil as any human but to do this right there on the stage is HOF level petty.

I wish she would of picked it up, tore it open, and sprayed him with it.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1818724810589192686

Tell us a woman laughed when touched it without telling us.

We are going to need to see this dudes browser history. I have never loved a woman this much or appreciated her skilled mouth to own a doll of her with a mouth like that, let alone ride around in my car with it.

@th3j35t3r

I will take things that didn't happen but show something I am sure of $500

Me: That shit never happened and that guy has a side chick.

Talk about lack of situational awareness.

Every camera pointed at this megalomaniac.
KG- "I'm going to sneak this in."

DED

https://twitter.com/i/status/1814069662155727169

@th3j35t3r If I had to see it so do the rest of you.

Is that Trump under an upside down 48 star flag being saved by Kim Jong Un and Flavor Flav while Robin tells Batman he missed, tattooed on the back fat of someone who doesn't bathe regularly? FFS, I must be dead and this life is my punishment.

I just can't anymore. People on X believing that the head of the most powerful nation on earth is having a medical crisis that is first reported by an attention whore who handcuffed herself to Twitters NY office door.
Me: Hi Universe, I'd like to place an extinction order. Do you deliver?

@Alfred can you say the Wendy's menu in the ten commandments style?

@Alfred What did Jolene look like?

@th3j35t3r I want my $! This screams "Tell me your Fed without telling me" This person may need some attention at some point

A rare look at Mercury

@th3j35t3r Didn't get me today Beelzebub.