WTF is going on

@th3j35t3r Congrats on 7 smooth years. Cheers

I would sacrifice 15 min. off the end of my life if I could teleport this Mike Tyson into the ring with the fuck twit from my home town who is fighting him. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O47EW2WWe28

May the odds be ever in your favor. This is going to be great. I wonder if Vegas or DraftKings will take bets on the death and mayhem they cause.

With everything there is always something good and bad. The bad is yet to come but hiring the equivalent to the Frisbee the Dog show creator may reveal how irrelevant the positions have become. He will be a rubber stamp to those above him who have no clue, and the fool the real operators at the DOD will hand hold through the work from 10,000 feet above.

Karma is real. I have had it delivered and been lucky enough to deliver it. It always knows where you are.

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Some woman from my companies marketing department asked for the photo of me I would like to use for Veterans Day on the companies Social Media. She didn't like the two I told her she could choose from.

Micro peen sees 50 people lined up at Taco bell sized voting location and thinks its 12". Sorry Charlie.

You know what to do

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@th3j35t3r From one old vet to another can we please get this man some help.

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@th3j35t3r
"He looks like a half a second after he opened The Arc of the Covenant"

I cant breath.

Dude is funny

https://twitter.com/i/status/1851763889257554336

I cant wait for my daughter to hero worship the Queen of the Beetlejuice Handy.

@th3j35t3r
This guys bio has me rolling.

Someone should put this as the cover of the Cracker Barrel menu.

This is filled with unconfutable truths

Stole this but it is a great reminder that you are the sum of your choices.
It is how a nice person, not me, would tell you that lazy never rewards, dumb ass.

Some one messed up and gave me several subscriptions to image creating AI.

Me: Never a dull moment
#CoSoMusic

G Love and Special Sauce
https://youtu.be/3Rd7gRBK3VQ

For the last 3 years, all I have heard is MAGA turds with 3rd grade education brag about how they could survive off the grid, & city folks would die in a week if Wi-Fi was down. Item #6o gazillion on the lack of personal responsibility list is.... "I didn't properly prepare for the location I choose to live & its all Biden's fault.
Your 6X truck you didn't need with "Country boy can survive" sticker needs an edit "if I get Gov $ & cheese".