Oh skippetty doo!

Breathe with me! ❤️

Eratigena Atrica
The Giant House Spider

Outside my front door. Totally not bothered by me.

Top tip:
Welcome home your beloved like this:
Mmmm. Chocolate!

#FoodPron

#FloodTheFirehose
#ShowMeYourMugshots

Come on folks.
Any mug is better than *that* mug!
#CaffeineClub to the rescuuuuue! ☕🍵🍶

It's very possible that the #mugshot you're seeing on CNN is *not real*

I'm just a chore whore 🤣
#Househusbanding

Annnnd coffee time. #CaffeineClub

Our new washing machine is up and running.
It's a wannabe pop star! 🤣
It's wifi enabled and no, we will not be connecting it to the bloody internet!

Well.
That was uneventful.
Water supply back on and no flooding occurred!

#FeelingManly 🤣🤣🤣

@ucantstop_me
Happy birthday Sandra!
I hope your day is wonderful and that your loved ones make a big fuss over you xx

🇪🇸1😁 ⚽ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿0😢

Very very proud of the Lionesses! Superb performance all tournament. Just fell at the final hurdle. Heroes all ❤️

20th of August 2005 ❤️

Ele's dress: Edwardian vintage, reworked with purple saitin by "mouse", paired with New Rock purple and steel high heel boots.

My suit: Vintage single-breasted tux worn with bow tie and purple Doc Marten boots.

Cake by my Mum

Wilkinson Sword courtesy of @Mauve_matelot's Grandfather's army career.

Car: Austin Heavy 12 (as made famous by the "Gumdrop" children's books)

#Humour #Sport #futbol

THIS is what happens when you make dental care completely unavailable to anyone who can't afford to pay extortionate fees.

I haven't had a check up or clean for over TEN years. Today I just lost one of my top incisors. Want to spot poor folk in the UK? Ask them to 🤬 smile!

I'm gutted 😢

2/2

On a Nissan Cube? 🤣🤣

1/2

Why would you put this sticker

Just back from meeting for the first time with @joem2go
Top bloke!

Having a quiet walk by the river and...

😁💦⛷️