Eating fig rolls in bed because I'm an adult and I can do what I want in my own home!

@stueytheround

::crawls into bed with stuey::

Don't make this weird, I'm just here for your cookie.

@Kurtroedeger But I *like* it weird! Eleanor might not appreciate it so much, mind you 🤣

OH DEAR. THIS POST WAS SET TO SELF-DETONATE 💣 💥 🔥

Ą̷͇̀l̵̩̓̕l̸̩͘ ̸̭̪̈́ť̷̝̍̆h̶̡̛̰̯̏͌a̷͕̞͋̂t̵̩͙͑̈́͝'̵̛̍́ͅͅş̴̬̱͝ ̷̗̊͠l̵͚̕͠ē̸̻͓̐͝f̷̧͙̀̑͝t̶͓̓͊̚ ̶̜̱̓͌́a̴͉͊r̶̡̩͛̀é̵̦̞͕ ̶̮̾ṫ̷̡͈̍ḧ̸̛͍́̊e̴̫̅ş̶̥̰̓e̴̟̪͌͂̇ ̷̞̅͊̚h̷̰͕͈͂e̶̡̹̜̚ŗ̸̗͈̾̇e̴̩̍͐ ̷̪͉̩̀a̵̡̱̐͑͝s̴͎͖̈́h̸͈͌́͜e̴͕̝̐̌ś̶͓̆ͅ.̵̩̉ ̵̱͊͑̀

@_Hunter @stueytheround

::Tosses hunter a pair of chaps and bunny ears::

@Kurtroedeger @_Hunter
*Pulls the celery out of the fridge and the balloon whisk from the drawer*

@stueytheround @_Hunter

I don't have enough to go around, so Hunter, you need to bring your own cheez-whiz and harmonica

@Kurtroedeger In extremis @_Hunter can borrow my kazoo.

@stueytheround @_Hunter

Damn, really getting kinky if we are going full kazoo