#badopeningsentences
He came to the conclusion that ducks were the least of his problems and things would really resolve themselves if he could just figure out how to hide the bodies.
@stueytheround I might turn this into a short story.
#badopeningsentences
He came to the conclusion that ducks were the least of his problems and things would really resolve themselves if he could just figure out how to hide the bodies.
@stueytheround I might turn this into a short story.
@stueytheround this feels like one of those things that should be written drunk, or at least with a good buzz.