I keep tabs on the other social media sites so that you don't have to.

Trust me. It's much nicer here.

today is the day _______ became ________

tell me you're MAGA without telling me you're MAGA

They finally got him.

Pat Robertson: Jesus it sure is hot here.
Rush Limbaugh:

Smoking your socks can be a great way to sanitize them in a pinch but this is ridiculous.

That sheds a good deal of light on why I can't recommend #Spoutible for any reason but mostly it's that after months lurking on the platform I have found that it's essentially the worst parts of high-school all over again.

I don't like my air to be soupy.

I guess we're all taking up smoking this week.

It's insane out there. 😶‍🌫️

This reads like a hit peice.

I am glad that I stopped using Spoutible. Wow.

https://www.wired.com/story/christopher-bouzy-spoutible-race-to-unseat-twitter/

Turns out this whole interwebz thinger is super complicated.

Who knew?

Sometimes I check in on Twitter to see what I am missing.

Turns out it is not much. That place is a garbage fire.

I like that we don't have any assholes here.

This isn't Twitter.

If I wanted to be on Twitter then I would be on Twitter.

Just imagining the horror of that orange idiot heavy breathing anywhere in my general vicinity and I think I am going to need a moment to flush out my brain.

I read social media terms of service in my spare time. It is scarier than stepping in a puddle of urine with your socks on.

Twitter is actively promoting porn to random users in its "Videos That Might Interest You" pane.