Given that Gavin Williamson, total failure and bullshitting toady, is being knighted leads me to conclude that there is no requirement for positive public service in the UK for one to be honoured.
I therefore announce that I intend to be known throughout the land as Lord Shevlin of Duncanville, with immediate effect.
Peasants intending to pay tribute can apply via private message, and my butler will determine whether they shall be allowed to converse with moi.