Git it?

This is sure to go over well.

I want a new drug. One that won't make my computer sick.

Bad match-up of the chyron (news ticker to most of you) and the main display? Or, the scoop that the Girl Scouts are actually a para-military organization? You decide.

And now you know why NVIDIA now has a market cap of over two trillion bucks.

Always, trust me on this.

When editorial and ad placement go seriously wrong.

Adjustment tool for when you absolutely, positively have had enough guff from your printer.

Cats will be cats wherever we go.

IE could be a bit s l o w.

Roz Chast, as she so often does, makes an excellent point.

Wait, you get documentation!?

Finally cleared out my kitchen drawers. Next, the hall closet!

Really, Meta? I never would have guessed.

But, I'd still use 11 before Vista.

This video sums up nicely what would really happen to the Republican Civil War wet dream in real life.

You really don't want me trying to fix a meal; trust me on this.

Chernobyl has entered the chat.

Yes, everything is on track, ah... yes.

He looks pretty calm for someone burning the skin off his fingers.