A stupid solution that works is not always stupid.

I don't recall the early PC days being this way in the States.

Progress!

Science!

I don't like the taste, though.

Technically, this is not how clouds work, but it would be great if it did work this way.

Because I just don't want to! OK!?

Not ever!

Henry #cat is two.

Say what you will about VGA cables, once you had them properly connected, they were Not coming out.

Boy, their network has really gone down the toilet!

Or, was it? When translated, the first message read: “We’ve been trying to contact you about the extended warranty on your starship.”

How do you like my bar graph showing how much of the door I've painted?

It's been a decade, people. Get rid of it already!

Tell me a story Daddi 2.0.

See you then!

GPU fans just keep getting larger and larger.

Since the 1980s, I've been writing for one version or another of the Ziff-Davis publishing family. I started with PC/Computing and PC Week. Today, I'm still writing for ZDNET.

And, I got As on my papers, which is a heck of a lot better than any AI chatbot I've seen to date.

We do it too.