Follow
He shit the bed harder than anyone has ever shit the bed. Big, important men with bulging, rippling, glistening biceps were coming up to him with tears in their eyes saying "Sir, nobody has ever shit the bed like that before"
@sirgeefive "big men, strong men, who just won hot dog eating contests, not taco eating contests, not dog eating contests, who had big diaper tearing demons ready to leave their butts could not shit their beds more bigly or strongly than I did"
Some people--many people--are saying it was the biggest shit to ever land in a bed, ever, @sirgeefive 😉