I should start selling ad space in my #TTRPG world.

Why give out a regular old +1 sword when you can instead give your players Thirstslayer™, the EXTREME +1Longsword (brought to you by Mountain Dew©)? Sure, you just get thirstier the more you drink and your teeth jump ship like burning rats, but you look SICK, BRO 😁

The Monsanto® brand Bag of Holding, which is inexpensive and useful, but everything you put in it becomes Monsanto property. The contract's terms are enforced by an actual devil.