How to win at #CounterSocial:

* Pet Pics, lots of them
* Bad puns, Dad Jokes
* Hot takes on TV shows especially #HotD
* Food Pron
* More Pet Pics
* friendly posts, and being nice

How to lose at #CounterSocial:

* We don't whip out and measure our follower counts.
* Nothing but sales pitches. That's what FB is for.
* Nudes, especially without using a content warning, and even then.
* Nothing but #politics without using the #politics hashtag
* Posting your Puzzle Scores without #puzzlescore