A friend of ours works as a local dispatcher for 911. The following is an exact quote of a call:
Caller: So-and-so has drugs, you need to come get them.
Dispatch: How do you know they have drugs?
Caller: I just bought some.
It was good knowing you, and now let's hear it for the asteroid.
@publickovacs Someone in dispatch must have written a book by now....
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Looks like another eejit destined for the Darwin Award