I just opened a bag of microwave popcorn for 16, and I winced. And was extra careful. Again.
16- "Why do you always freak out when you open a bag?"
"Because I will never forget the day when I was 6 and my dad let me get a bag of chips at the bowling alley and when I opened it it exploded chips everywhere and he screamed at me and beat me and no one in the bowling alley did anything about it."
16- "I forgot about that."
Me- "I never will."

I'm 52.