@Clintudy There's an idea I hadn't thought about. Thanks!
For a number of years, I got a snarky thrill out of seeing the confusion on the faces of DMV people but after a while, it gets annoying when you're told over and over again, "This isn't a legitimate US birth certificate," or "We've never seen anything like this and don't think we can accept it," or "We'll have to call the state office and fax a copy to them for approval." 🤦