The good news is that Les Schwab has figured out where to get the actual tires the car came with. The bad news is that the only place what has them is the dealer down in Tacoma, and there's no way for them to deliver to Schwab. So I'm going to have to schlep down to Tacoma then bring them to Port Angeles myself, for a round-trip distance of 213 miles.
If you trust google maps anyway.
Which I no longer do.