@cephalopie Didn't you recognize the sarcasm font?

The fun thing about toxic jackasses is just when you think they're gone for good, they always return. Like gonorrhea.

@quickfics I know that you almost always post in the sarcasm font. As was my reply. I thought about asking if you were dating Gorka, but figured the spasms of nausea might actually kill you.

@cephalopie Never. He has a douchey car.

@quickfics I suppose the only standard for dating is car coolness.🤣

@cephalopie I am my 2007 Honda Civic sedan.

@quickfics @cephalopie I am a 2006 Mini Cooper S. Short & sassy😉