Endocrinologist (noun):
1. Math aficionado who does calculations approaching witchcraft to figure out your meds
2. Conventionally pretty woman w nose piercing
3. Supportive figure who tells you it is understandable that you have been stress eating
4. Individual w even more difficult Eastern European name than yourself
5. Purveyor of mantra "you know your body"

My appointment went well today. My meds are getting adjusted again.