Benefit of growing up Protestant in Eastern Europe: your go bag for a guilt trip is always ready. I needed it today because I had to tell #Mozart that his butt curtains needed trimming. Bye now, I am going...
#DogsofCoSo
@LnzyHou
I would prefer bringing in a creature with butt curtains already in place to trying to grow your own.
@publickovacs Oh no not the butt curtains!! š¤£
@IronButterfly
Quelle horreur!
<clutches pearls>
@publickovacs
I need me some butt curtains.