#CancerUpdate
I have been spayed, and it was the single incision and OMG modern science. But. Norovirus left behind dangerously low potassium levels: normal is 3.5 to 5.5 and mine was 2.3 this morning. So they hospitalized me for that, not for anything related to the surgery. At least I found out that hospital beds have USB chargers now. And that my phone will automatically airbrush my mf selfies 😜🤦‍♀️

@publickovacs Spayed. *snort*

How ya feeling post op?
💙

@Jezibaba
Like I have been disemboweled. Oh wait ... 😜🤣 I go between mildly sore and excruciating fairly quickly, back and forth

@publickovacs Hopefully you're given decent pain management for when you're home.

Have you been released yet?

@Jezibaba
As of Tuesday evening. And I have an effing schedule for Gabapentin and Flexeril, so I am woozy as all get out. Staying away from the Oxy that was given for "as needed".

@publickovacs I was concerned they'd send you home to suffer without pain management.

💙💙💙

@Jezibaba
Oh no, they were very careful and diligent. Consequently, I will be spending most of the next two weeks asleep - but that suits me just fine.