I plan to go to college and major in the study of volcanoes. I hope to eventually graduate magma cum laude. 🌋

The gods that we've made are exactly the gods you'd expect to be made by a species that's about half a chromosome away from being chimpanzee.

~ Christopher Hitchens

Ah, some nice warm Chai latte instant mix, courtesy of Mr. Poe. #writersofcoso

I'm bending reality to my will. Anyone need anything?

I shall now, and forever after, refer to this vehicle as the "deplorean".

"Trick or yeet!" I shout to the children as I open the door. "Yeet?" one says, confused. I shrug and say "Yeet it is" as I throw the child.

🐈

😂

💯

Temp of 101.4. I JUST fucking got over this, nonexistent-god damn it.

🎶Come with me
And you’ll see
Why the doctors put me on this medication 🎶

If you don't want your tax dollars to help the poor, then stop saying you want a country based on Christian values, because you don't.

🖖

Don't be afraid to fart while you pee.

There is no rain without thunder.

All my boys. #catsofcoso

Me last night.

To all the Christian ninnies who keep saying that getting an abortion goes against God and the Bible, I'd like to kindly point out to you Numbers 5:11-22. #atheism #atheist

Goddammit, not another one.

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2024/sep/30/kris-kristofferson-us-country-singer-and-actor-dies-aged-88

💯

My whole family thinks God is a perfect being.

God was sorry for flooding the world.

Last time I checked, perfect beings don't experience regret. #atheism #atheist