@misslovelymess Exactly how do you engage in potato piracy?
@misslovelymess When I was a kid my mom tried to hide cooked turnips in mashed potatoes. I didn't claim those potatoes.
@misslovelymess You said "in all forms" so I was uncertain.
@poemblaze Pure forms. Although butter gets a pass.
@misslovelymess It also gets a pat.
@misslovelymess I do wonder where the word pat came from and why it was attached to a small bit of butter.
@poemblaze Potato contamination is a crime in my group. Walking the plank would have to happen.