Third grade teacher wants students to use adult words & asks them to practice at home that evening.
Next morning she asks Melissa what she did the night before. She answered that she'd gone to her nana's for dinner.
Teacher said she should have said grandmother.
She asks Marion what he did. He replied he fed his baby brother a baba.
No, a bottle.
Finally she calls on Bobby. "What did you do last night"? He replied," Mom and I sat down and read Winnie the Sh!t".