When a felon meets a felon a comin' through the rye.
Maybe I should have put 😁 after that. I wasn't accidentally misquoting. Or maybe it's just too old. Least likely possibility: it was awful. 😏
@poemblaze I got one:
When a felon meets a felon
Cookin' up another lie. 😄
@piquant00 Yours would fit the bill.
@poemblaze Doesn't scan quite the same tho'. 🤷♀️
There should be a contest adapting a few lines of classical poetry to humorous political use.