It's not just testings, it's TREMENDOUS STUPENDOUS EXTRAORDINARY GRADE-A AMAZING TESTING LIKE NO ONE HAS EVER SEEN BEFORE!
You know you're living in an incipient dystopia run by insecure incompetent carnival barkers when even the mundane things are couched in superlatives.
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@Stonekettle sounds like he's making the morning announcements at his mental-hospital of choice in his mind. Calling Dr. Firestone... 
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