This old lady dies up in Yorkshire. The family want a headstone so they go to a mason. 'We'd like something nice' they say, 'how about 'She Was Thine'?'. That's fine says the mason.

When they go back they're appalled to see the stone says 'She Was Thin'. 'You've left the E off!' they cry. The mason is full of apologies.

Eventually they get a call and return. The mason looks very happy and unveils the stone which now reads “E, She Was Thin.”