If you are putting Christmas lights up in your garden, would you please avoid anything with red and blue flashing lights together?
Every time I come around the corner and I see those lights, I go into a panic attack. I think it’s the police. I have to brake hard, toss my wine out the window, fasten my seatbelt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push my gun under the seat.
All while I’m trying to drive.
It’s just too much drama, especially at Christmas time. Thank you.