2: My local baker loves making pastries in a wood-fired oven.

He's both a pyromancer and a pie romancer.

1: Don’t worry, things will get batter. Baking is the yeast of my problems. Even though I’m well bread, I kneaded the dough. At least I’m not a French baker. That would be pain every day. Well, at least I have flours. It’s breadtime now. These puns are getting stale.