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2: My wife is leaving me because I keep forgetting to take the old coffee filter out of the machine...
She claims it's grounds for divorce.
1: My wife asked me to boil the kettle.
2: My wife is leaving me because I keep forgetting to take the old coffee filter out of the machine...
She claims it's grounds for divorce.
1: My wife asked me to boil the kettle.
@peemee
With your puns, you're lucky she's not using them as a "justifiable homicide" defense.