Making Sir Lancelot's horse out of German sausage would be my wurst knight mare.

Make a waterbed more bouncy by filling it with spring water.

Hard to believe there's only 59,721 Zoom calls 'til Christmas.

Keanu Reeves stuck motionless on a horse forever because every time it starts to move he goes "whoa”.

My friend Juan has been voted third best school principal in Spain by a committee. Two heads are better than Juan.