The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.

Witches' parking only:
All others will be toad.

I put ten jokes in a contest to insure one would win. But no pun
in ten did.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words.

I tried to tell a pun about rubber bands, but it was a stretch.

When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

Without geometry, life is pointless.