Time for the story-tellers conference! Exciting to hear the lore of the crowd.

My girlfriend gets her way by pretending she's sad. She's an expert in sighcology.

My car was once hit by a truck. I wasn't hurt but I got the freight of my life.

My wife applied at the post office but they wouldn't letter. They said only mails work here.

Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.

The roundest knight at the Round Table was Sir Cumference. He had too much pi.