A backward poet writes inverse.

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

A gossip is someone with
a great sense of rumour.

A plateau is a high form of flattery.

Rubber bands were confiscated from algebra
class as weapons of math disruption.

The invisible man married the invisible woman, but their kids were nothing to look at either.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Energizer Bunny arrested:
charged with battery.