Top excuses coming from Mar a Lardo about traveling to NY.
The Secret Service isn't ready
My Plane is broke
I don't have enough Depends
My Long Haul is acting up
My stash of Adderall is running low
May fake feeling ill and get himself admitted to the hospital! 🙄
@normsmusic
Vlad didn't give his approval yet.
@normsmusic Bone spurs are flaring-up.