@chaddus

If it's about the SAVAGE ABUSE my cats endure on a daily basis, go ahead.

Sometimes, they even have to go an ENTIRE SIX HOURS between meals (!).

#PoorPoorPitifulPusses

@LisaHope

LOL

So, when the cats head-butt me in the face, I began swiftly punishing them by kissing them on the head; regrettably, this appears to have proven an inadequate tactic, as now, THEY ONLY DO IT MORE.

It's as if they *like* it, so...I'm open to suggestions as to ways to appropriately dissuade them.

#Catsofcoso
#Bengals​
#Bengalcat​
#SevereCatAbuse

@Jezibaba

✋️

@singlemaltgirl

I fear I am too far gone by this point: COVID isolation really took a toll on my mental health as well, so I'm surely beyond help: just save yourself while you still can 😔

Also, the cats are starting their attacks early: they don't get fed until 6am, yet both are now assaulting me & begging for fewd 🙄

They're incredibly shrewd when it comes to hunting for suckers...like me...

Don't waste your time trying to help those who cannot be saved 😔😹

@Jezibaba

Those of us who are truly deranged generally are 😹🤣

HOLY Hydrargyrum!

As about 90% of my posts are cat-related...I *may* have a problem.

@singlemaltgirl

First...

Yes, these cats are holding me hostage: I wake up in the morning with either what feels like two bowling balls on my chest, and/or a feline anus inches from my face 🤢

Second...

I fear there is no hope for me: odds are they are #Bakenekos so I am within their thrall, and will be until they murder & consume me before taking my place 😔😸

Third...

LMAO 😹😹😹

You can tell from the way his eyes are glowing that he's reaching the HEIGHT of Demonification™

That's common with this type of cat.

So, when cats blink at you slowly, that means they're just about to attack you, right...?

*sighs*

I can't afford to take chances, so I'm just gonna call animal control for my own safety. Doubt there's any trade-in value on this pair anyway.

#Catsofcoso
#Bengals are furry little MONSTERS
#Bengalcat

@Jene_Sais_Quoi @Jezibaba

This made me actually LOL 😆

@TMaskedWriter

Oooh burn 🔥 🔥🔥🔥

The Cat In The High Castle

#Catsofcoso
#Bengals
#Bengalcat
Yeah, I missed #Caturday again, I know

@NanaWithSoul

*puts gun under pigeons wing*

IT WAS HIM OR ME, OBVIOUS CASE OF SELF DEFENSE, I DEMAND THE COURT ACQUIT