How did the CIA even hire him? He's like a black lab in a suit. A little handsome but his head's too big for his body and he's only got three mosquitos bumping around in his brain cavity.

Is it cartoony or idealistic the punishment he keeps taking for the company?

I have to focus so much on what's happening here that I don't have time for semi-smarmy quips.

Not only can we dump the lead's entire backstory in a feverish rant by drastically changing tone into bloody torture -- free finger!

Definitely a homefill location. Noscars everywhere.

Jargon's great for world-building and all but this a very large, very abrupt bucket for an opening ten minutes.

Spies all the way down.

I mean, why are they concerned with a very uninteresting woman in prison?

Literally what even is happening here? Am I too dumb to understand television?

Oh! This is a comedy? The Modern Warfare in media res made me think otherwise. (The Recruit, e1).

#CoSoTV #mondegreenstv

Any time Hot in Herre is dropped I am going to love it. It's never the wrong song.

It'd be nice if the protagonists had some sense of urgency, with four episodes left.

Mmm, trial by combat!

Why does Lyra Silvertongue now dress like a 1960's-era librarian who just discovered trousers?

FUCKING FINALLY THE MULEFA. Took us long enough to get to the weird shit.

Seriously : homegirl just waltzes into rooms that she is Very Not Invited Into and just . . .charms people? She's not charming! I see through her bullshit! FUCK YOU MARISA.

She really talks to people like she's an affected teenager. You're like 35, Marisa. Stop acting like you listened to the Cure once and are suddenly enlightened.

I broke that knife! I am the best!

- Mrs. Coulter, blissfully unaware that Iorek is baller.

Oh good another sepia cosmological bureaucracy.

Does Mrs. Coulter have nine goddamned lives or something? Homegirl should have been murdered a few times over by now with her just waltzing into random places and announcing herself as if they should care.