Oh for fuck's sake, Asriel. Tone down the dramaticals.

Your anagrams are showing, Iorek.

He can show you the world. Shining, shimmering, splendid.

Treachery sure gets daddy hot.

Iorek Byrnison : Harshin' Mellows and Statin' the Obvious.

Remade shall be blade that was broken!

I love Iorek and all but he can be a bit too literal. Like, yeah, by definition the land of the dead is no place for the living. Why you gotta bring up the obvious, bro?

....as if the people she betrays live long enough to take revenge.

This whole scene was not in the book. Exposition! Explanation! Coulter!

LYRA : Sorry Not Sorry, The Musical.

Old Saw's on board with the mission now? Does he know about the land of the dead?

Parents of the Year award goes to (drum roll please) . . . : The Belacquas!

Have authoritarian murderous priests ever ended up being the good guys in a movie? No? Hmm. Maybe there's a reason for that.

Well Lyra, you look like you're old enough to get your dirigible license now.

Tonight we're going to watch some #HisDarkMaterials and I'm pretty excited. This season is actually my favorite of the three books and I cannot wait to cry my eyes out. #CoSoTV #mondegreenstv

Year in, year out, Olestra delivers the laughs.

His only emotion is "Stare Into the Abyss" and it shows.

Is it the dead eyes that make Hamm awkward at comedy?

Adam, here's my back issues of Crackpots Illustrated if you're interested in some more conspiracy theories!

Admire the restraint of not making a witchfinder army spinoff.