Good Omens : meh, I might as well. #CoSoTV #mondegreenstv

Opening voiceover. Someone's read Adams.

Why the fuck is there a lion in the desert? I can suspend a lot of disbelief but this is a step too far.

Flash? The way he looks he'll qualify for next year's old-age pension.

Okay, this show walked so Sandman can run.

Sorry not sorry.

Nuns are untrustworthy midwives.

Nuns of Satan doubly so.

And may the first child be a masculine American child.

I would like to get drunk in an old bookstore before falling asleep on the sofa with a cat.

I have very specific needs.

If I ever see a sign or a warning label that says I should not lick : I really want to do the opposite. Forbidden doughnut.

Nothing sweeter than a boy (the antichrist) and his Dog (literal actual hellhound).

Episode 2: More Stuff Happens. Where's Agnes Nutter when you need her?

If you never watched Mad Men, does Hamm seem convincing in comedy roles?

Because to me he acts like a bunch of bees trapped inside a human suit.

Lot of burned-at-the-stake scenes lately.

Packet is a better, precise term for a container of crisps.

Did not expect that jab about the salem witch trials.

I don't know why they didn't think to check birth records once they realized Warlock was the wrong bairn. Angels, both fallen and non, are not good at this.

Fast callback on that moral argument bit. Too fast?

Witch or no : do not get into a stranger's vehicle.

Saying "Oh shit mom, I'll call you back later" in a panicked voice absolutely won't throw her into a tizzy. Good choice, Anathema.

That is not how you get viewers playing the next episode.

These two? Men of good fortune.

You'd think and angel and a demon could afford better seats at the Globe. You'd think they're above groundling, but you'd think wrong.

100 years, then?

Is Good Omens just a bunch of Gaiman's prior research smooshed up into one book?

My grandmother had that same thermos she'd fill with black coffee before leaving the house for her factory job. The nostalgia button just got booped hard.

Admire the restraint of not making a witchfinder army spinoff.