#Wednesday problems, an incomplete list. Part 2.
1. From that angle, you can't tell the foot was chewed off.
2. The second someone says they’re going on a four week vacation, you can be sure they’re not going to live long enough.
3. Weds, no need to speak filler intro for your every supposedly witty, dark rejoinder. Just go right into it.
5..there are literal vampires and werewolves in this school, why so freaked about the possibility of a serial killer.
7. News at 7; coffee shop normie is a controlling d-bag.
8. This show is basically Tim Burton’s Sabrina.
9. I paint all my dreams too, good sir. That’s why my walls are full of wangs.
10. If podunk coffee boy isn’t the monster, I will flip a table because I hate being wrong.
11. Isn't Thing basically like a doctor by now?
12. So the darke hogwarts students use goth as a pejorative?
13. Show don't tell the mace, Weds.
14. Look, I did things I regret! Now bone me?
15. She's into murder. Harvey like-y.
16. You’re a siren but you don’t want to manipulate a man? I demand a refund.