#Wednesday problems, an incomplete list. Part 2.
1. From that angle, you can't tell the foot was chewed off.
2. The second someone says they’re going on a four week vacation, you can be sure they’re not going to live long enough.
3. Weds, no need to speak filler intro for your every supposedly witty, dark rejoinder. Just go right into it.
5..there are literal vampires and werewolves in this school, why so freaked about the possibility of a serial killer.
7. News at 7; coffee shop normie is a controlling d-bag.
8. This show is basically Tim Burton’s Sabrina.
9. I paint all my dreams too, good sir. That’s why my walls are full of wangs.
10. If podunk coffee boy isn’t the monster, I will flip a table because I hate being wrong.
11. Isn't Thing basically like a doctor by now?
12. So the darke hogwarts students use goth as a pejorative?
13. Show don't tell the mace, Weds.
14. Look, I did things I regret! Now bone me?
15. She's into murder. Harvey like-y.
16. You’re a siren but you don’t want to manipulate a man? I demand a refund.
17. Two good quips in a row! Wednesday on fire!
18. Gorgon Dude is rock fuckin’ hard.
19. Teenage Gomez could get it but holy shit he did not age well.
20. CZJ is maybe the best modern Morticia casting available.
21. Morticia don’t take no shit and I love her for it.
22. Gomez’ vocal track never quite matches his lip movements. Voiceover dub or am I bananapants?
23. Yeah only one Reggie you know, Dad. Don't need to specify.
24. She’ll be judge, she’ll be jury. She’ll try the whole cause and condemn you to death. Oh, Wednesday. You’re a card!
25. On the subject of casting, Eugene Mom 1 would make a more credible Gomez.
26. Every time this mother fucker dude waddles on screen I wonder how they sex it up.
@mondegreens bahaha! I said the sammmme thing! I ain’t mad about it tho 😁
@Francaiskitty Not happy to say it, but for this pedigree, Sabrina had a more interesting supporting cast.
6. A outfit that says 'stand back, bitches' for her would cut more than half of Wednesday's lines.