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Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead
Now it goes to school with her
Between two chunks of bread
@Tarnagh @mickcarty
Mary had a little lamb
The midwife died from shock.
@Tarnagh @mickcarty
Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to a pylon
Ten thousand volts went up its arse
And turned its wool to nylon.
@mickcarty The one we always told in school was:
Mary had a little lamb,
she tied it to a pylon,
ten thousand volts shot up its arse,
and turned its fleece to nylon.
We also rewrote the Postman Pat theme, but that is a story for another day.
@mickcarty
Mary had a little lamb.
She liked it so well, she asked for seconds.