*nutty

Some nitty Christian guy went to a high school carrying a sign that said "you deserve to be raped", so a girl smacked him in the head with a baseball bat.

10/10 give that girl a medal! 🏅

https://www.rawstory.com/2016/05/preacher-carrying-you-deserve-to-be-raped-sign-hit-over-the-head-by-baseball-bat-wielding-woman/amp/

Stumbled home a bit drunk, had the urge to text my ex. Was foiled by the fact that I axed that connection so hard that I couldn't even if I wanted to. Lmao. 3am and I'm 1/2 bleh and 1/2 high fiving myself in advance.

You know you're a real G when you gotta fuck up your own game.

Stealthy cat is stealthy. I can't see him at all, nope.

https://counter.social/media/dFxGGypSJ-cEHQGXPsA

I know this is just idiot racists pandering to the clown brigade, but part of me thinks that it would also be a brilliant Democratic strategy. Just flood Dem voters with horribly racist robocalls, like "they ain't got a chance, cuz y'all know that blacks and Mexicans never vote!"

I seriously can't imagine anything that would get blues to the polls faster. (still, don't do this lol)

https://www.cnn.com/2018/09/01/politics/racist-robocall-florida-andrew-gillum/index.html

HALP I can't fucking sleep and it's 5 in the damn morning 😭

Fucking loooove this track. Video is dope, too. Makes me nostalgic for the 80s.

https://youtu.be/oTN6cGmH2yM

Ooooooo this just in...another hammer falls on

"Papadopoulos says Sessions supported Putin campaign meeting" (as well as )

https://www.cnn.com/2018/09/01/politics/papadopoulos-sessions-putin-campaign-meeting/index.html

I think all of CoSo should agree to get out and vote these midterms. I'd prefer you all vote blue just to bring some semblance of sanity (or a slightly less tiring version of insanity) back to this country. But no matter what, VOTE DAMMIT!

Can I get an amen?

Everyone talks about pardons, but I can't imagine that Mueller hasn't thoroughly thought that one through a long time ago and has a plan for that. State charges, perhaps... can only pardon federal crimes. And those seem to be in the works in NYC already.

Or maybe he's purposely goading into pardoning everyone as part of proving obstruction of justice? HMMMM. 🤔

It's about to go doooooooooooown!!!

I feel like we're watching an absolute masterclass in legal pwning unfold. I LOVE how Mueller's team has slowly and methodically worked their way up, cutting off all avenues of escape, without ever saying a fucking word.

It's nerve-wracking for ME, imagine how it must feel for hahaha. Maybe his strategy is to give a stroke? 💢 I'd be down with that.

https://www.cnn.com/2018/08/31/politics/w-samuel-patten-plea-russia-ukraine/index.html

"No offense to the seniors out there. My mom's a senior citizen. But if you're voting for Trump, it's time for the urn."

omg Michael Shannon ftw 😂

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/michael-shannon-says-he-refuses-play-donald-trump-f-guy-1136021

lmao yes congrats to Paul Manafort for having to serve only up to 80 years in prison instead of up to 305 years 🎉

https://counter.social/media/13HZBMlFFjN8RGDJvXE https://counter.social/media/S4DpEVnkP15e2Bg38sQ

I'm sad this Rich cat decided to off himself by stealing a plane and crashing it. That's sad that he felt the need to take it that far. But at the same time, I feel like the dude is kind of a legit legend at this point. He was hilarious and wasn't out to harm anyone else.

Don't anyone else try to follow in his footsteps though, you feel me? I like you better here.

lmao the SeaTac plane thief told air traffic control "think I'm gonna land it...like in a safe kinda matter...gonna try to a barrel roll and if that goes good I'm just go nose down and call it a night"

#legend

I haven't forgotten you, CoSo!

Man it was fun watching Peter Strzok unload on the GOP. He took zero shit and gave no ground whatsoever. Bravo!