FUCK!
I was making breakfast, bent at the waist and felt a *rip* in my spine at the exact spot I had major surgery a year ago. It didn't hurt, but it didn't immediately last time, either. Now it's spasming and numb.
No fucking way will I go through that process again. Stick a fork in me and call me a cripple forever, I am not doing spine surgery twice.
WELCOME TO YOUR 40s WHEN JUST GETTING OUT OF BED SUDDENLY BECOMES A LIABILITY
(please don't offer advice unless you're a neurosurgeon, thx)
lmao Wolf Blitzer's face here is me reading the news every day for the last year and a half.
Protip: CPR isn't going to do much good for someone who's been shot in the head or is bleeding out.
Also: part of BEING A MINOR is asking adults to fix shit for you. Santorum can eat a dick.
https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2018/03/25/rick-santorum-criticizes-gun-control-marches-sotu.cnn
I both REALLY do not want to see whatever is on Stormy Daniel's DVD, and REALLY want it to be released. God, how confusing lol.
I love firearms, but GOD I hate "gun people". Threatening to turn to PornHub...LOL 😂
christ
This is starting to make the rounds, but I can't confirm that this is the same guy as the Austin bomber.
It certainly plays to type, though.
BREAKING: The Austin bombing suspect has reportedly been killed in an officer shootout.
At the end of his show on Sunday, John Oliver proclaimed that the only thing likable about Mike Pence is the fact that he has a bunny rabbit named "Marlon Bundo". Pence's family published a kid's book about Bundo and life in the White House, which was released today, the 19th.
So Oliver announced that he was publishing a kid's book about gay bunnies getting married while an evil stinkbug who looks oddly like Pence tries to stop them. He published it on Amazon during his show, late on the 18th.
No. Gen Kelly will do as he is told, always. He's smart and is good at keeping certain comically unsavory characters out of the White House, but his support of keeping up Confederate flags, as well as some of the outright lies he's told on TV for have vastly lowered my opinion on him.
McMaster, I don't know. He's a warhawk. He's okay as long as there is Mattis to reign him in.
CoSo user #53. Anti-fascist. Leftist.
The little engine that wished a motherfucker would. Hands rated "E" for everybody.