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btw I say please don't give me advice because the tendency for well-meaning but clueless people to jump in and suggest that I do all the things I've been doing for years is super aggravating. "try yoga" omg *stab*

FUCK!

I was making breakfast, bent at the waist and felt a *rip* in my spine at the exact spot I had major surgery a year ago. It didn't hurt, but it didn't immediately last time, either. Now it's spasming and numb.

No fucking way will I go through that process again. Stick a fork in me and call me a cripple forever, I am not doing spine surgery twice.

WELCOME TO YOUR 40s WHEN JUST GETTING OUT OF BED SUDDENLY BECOMES A LIABILITY

(please don't offer advice unless you're a neurosurgeon, thx)

lmao Wolf Blitzer's face here is me reading the news every day for the last year and a half.

counter.social/media/rvoLwRDfK

Protip: CPR isn't going to do much good for someone who's been shot in the head or is bleeding out.

Also: part of BEING A MINOR is asking adults to fix shit for you. Santorum can eat a dick.

cnn.com/videos/politics/2018/0

15000 users. I'm user #53.

Damn it feels good to be a gangster.

I both REALLY do not want to see whatever is on Stormy Daniel's DVD, and REALLY want it to be released. God, how confusing lol.

cnn.com/videos/politics/2018/0

Fred Savage is being accused of sexual harassment and battery.

...

Now I understand the idea of power dynamics thoroughly. But I'm just gonna put this out there, ladies: it's perfectly acceptable to punt a 5'2 sexual harasser out a high window.

It's from 2012. Mentions considering himself a conservative, though he clearly went off the rails since then. Pretty standard alt-right fare, really.

This is starting to make the rounds, but I can't confirm that this is the same guy as the Austin bomber.

It certainly plays to type, though.

definingmystance.blogspot.com/

Lmao @ the media and generally everybody trying to spell the word "incendiary" today.

Like it's been how long and you still haven't figured out what that red underline means yet?

Looks like the bomber did in fact blow himself up. It will be pretty ironic if it turns out that it's some MAGA fuck that effectively became a suicide bomber.

Confirmed: it was a 24 year old white male. Who is surprised?

As of right now, John Oliver's book about gay bunnies is currently the #1 BESTSELLING BOOK ON AMAZON, while Pence's book isn't even in the top 10.

A+ level trolling.

At the end of his show on Sunday, John Oliver proclaimed that the only thing likable about Mike Pence is the fact that he has a bunny rabbit named "Marlon Bundo". Pence's family published a kid's book about Bundo and life in the White House, which was released today, the 19th.

So Oliver announced that he was publishing a kid's book about gay bunnies getting married while an evil stinkbug who looks oddly like Pence tries to stop them. He published it on Amazon during his show, late on the 18th.

lmaooooo I told the guy off for posting sexist shit and he immediately took down his Facebook page. Probably on a delete spree.

MAKE SEXISTS REGRET AGAIN.

This guy is baffled as to why I'm not interested in either dating him or being his friend, and why I blocked him from messaging me. Well gee buddy, I must just be confused.

No. Gen Kelly will do as he is told, always. He's smart and is good at keeping certain comically unsavory characters out of the White House, but his support of keeping up Confederate flags, as well as some of the outright lies he's told on TV for :Asshat: have vastly lowered my opinion on him.

McMaster, I don't know. He's a warhawk. He's okay as long as there is Mattis to reign him in.

The last remaining non-impulsive, non-sycophant on staff is Gen. Mattis...if they lose Mattis then all is lost, outright.

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