Someone with a pipe bomb in a NYC subway? Just another Monday in 2017.

So today a Republican who claimed that Democrats were responsible for ALL voter fraud...was convicted of voter fraud.

Fox News published a headline saying that Roy Moore's accuser forged her yearbook entry, then had to issue a retraction because all she did was note the date and place. Their base is still overplaying that headline anyway, of course.

And basically errybody a sexual predator on both sides of the aisle.

ughhhhhhhhhhh

What do you think is happening in this video? Trump's speech slurs progressively. Could be medication, exhaustion...or a mini-stroke. Impossible to tell without knowing the symptoms but it gives me hope that this fucker might just keel over some day soon. No facial droop (hallmark indicator) but I'm not sure how fast or severely that happens with minor strokes.

Course, then we'd have President Pence, and as an atheist woman that's some Handmaid's Tale level shit, so...

https://twitter.com/PaulCBrunson/status/938475501596835841

(it's my birthday today so I got jokes)

Everybody: "Dude you're 41 years old, when are you gonna settle down?"

Me: https://counter.social/media/7j7w6uLdNs7cQo6fLM0

DPRK apparently photoshopped a starry sky into stills of their missile launch to make it look more epic, which of course a Dutch star nerd noticed.

Nevermind that if you were taking photos of something that bright, you'd *never* see something as dim as stars in the background, anyway.

Iran famously photoshopped extra missiles into launch pictures years ago, to massive internet derision.

http://www.cnn.com/2017/12/04/asia/north-korea-hwasong-15-images-intl/index.html

Dude, how DUMB is Manafort? He gets off house arrest on bail and the *first thing* he does is ghost write for Russian intelligence in flagrant violation of his bail terms??? LOL

http://www.cnn.com/2017/12/04/politics/manafort-bail-russian-intelligence/index.html

So the shortlist for Time's Person of the Year includes Mueller, Kim Jong Un, Kaepernick...and .

I SO hope one of the first three win, because that would piss him off SOOO badly ahahahaha

Very cute new CoSo logo! Looks like Santa fell off the chimney, though. 😊

Seriously starting to feel like 2017 is just trying to make Americans commit suicide.

Like...seriously, this year has been fucking ridiculous.

So General Flynn pled guilty and it looks like he (potentially) threw Kushner and/or the Trump campaign under the bus as well. My birthday is on the 6th.

I'll TOTALLY consider that an early birthday present.

Damn that bomb emoji really doesn't show up on the dark background.

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Somebody make take his 💊 💊 💊 please.

Funny. Aside from Gen. Mattis and possibly McMaster, Sec. Tillerson is one of the only people on 's team that I felt was probably doing a decent job. Taking it a bit far with the staff cuts, but still. I didn't have any problem with him.

So of course that's the one Trump wants to fire. He can't have any decent people on his team.

😜

https://counter.social/media/uzGux-4m_VNsuhsFz5E

Hahahahahah good lord. >_<

https://counter.social/media/k-hbkOZtsitPF5bqnNE

*sigh*

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