This headline has me lmao

https://metro.co.uk/2019/10/23/hitman-hires-hitman-hires-hitman-hires-hitman-hires-hitman-tells-police-10971438/

@th3j35t3r Is this the reaaaal liiiiife

is this just fantasyyyyyy

So this is secretly Chris Evans, right? RIGHT!

And not some fat incel with delusions of grandeur 😩

I didn't write this, so excuse the language...but I've been laughing at this all morning. 😂

💀 I'm dead

@th3j35t3r Good to see that you're still "active".😂

@Thumprhare @Kitty62862 He's 80-something....he's not about to start going to what he would consider "witch doctors". Just not his generation.

@th3j35t3r I grok it completely.

He's fine now, but that's why he vanished for more than half a year. He was just camped out in the woods, totally out of touch, not really realizing how much time had passed.

So, just a reminder to take care of your war vets, because they never really forget

I probably should have updated sooner but, for everyone who replied about me trying to find my wayward father - I found him. Long story short, he was a Marine infantryman in Vietnam and has had severe PTSD my whole life. When he woke up to everything on fire in California's Camp Fire at the end of last year, he came so close to burning alive that he had to shave his head because his hair was singed. That experience sent him into a deep spiral where he "lost the ability to keep track of time".

@th3j35t3r WOLVERINES!!!!

These two drunk guys are having the best bromance moment ever. They keep holding hands and saying "let's be friendsh, cheersh to being homeboysh now, people should be nice because it coshts nuzzing. That guy wash being rood to you earlier and I'm sho shorry cuz ur a nishe guy man" etc. They're sharing nachos and I'm pretty sure they've never met before haha. I am loving every minute of it.

It's only 9pm.

@Kinnison I can't afford that.

@th3j35t3r any suggestions? You ought to know the type I'm talking about.

@WomanVoter

SA is a religious organization. My family is virulently anti-religious. so we tend to avoid orgs like that.

I should probably add that he's a Marine and Vietnam veteran with PTSD, and who has a serious distaste for authority. Last time a cop came to his house, my father challenged him to a fistfight, deadass. 😶

DM me with any suggestions!

Anyone have advice on how to find someone who is completely off the grid? No internet, no known address, and no phone that I'm aware of?

I haven't talked to my father in almost a year, since shortly after his home was burned down in the Camp Fire in CA last year. Last I heard he was enjoying life in the refugee camp. Those camps have all closed now.

Not worried about his health, he's the Ubermensch! But, I'd like to find him and I don't know where to start since I'm in a different state.

@cephalopie jesus what did you do in an emergency, just TURN ALL THE THINGS!?

I normally like to stay informed about politics and current events, but so much has gone down in the last couple weeks that I'm just going dark on the whole shebang. Total overload 🤯

@ehurtley (of course those days were losing money)