Everyone talks about pardons, but I can't imagine that Mueller hasn't thoroughly thought that one through a long time ago and has a plan for that. State charges, perhaps... can only pardon federal crimes. And those seem to be in the works in NYC already.

Or maybe he's purposely goading into pardoning everyone as part of proving obstruction of justice? HMMMM. 🤔

It's about to go doooooooooooown!!!

I feel like we're watching an absolute masterclass in legal pwning unfold. I LOVE how Mueller's team has slowly and methodically worked their way up, cutting off all avenues of escape, without ever saying a fucking word.

It's nerve-wracking for ME, imagine how it must feel for hahaha. Maybe his strategy is to give a stroke? 💢 I'd be down with that.

https://www.cnn.com/2018/08/31/politics/w-samuel-patten-plea-russia-ukraine/index.html

"No offense to the seniors out there. My mom's a senior citizen. But if you're voting for Trump, it's time for the urn."

omg Michael Shannon ftw 😂

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/michael-shannon-says-he-refuses-play-donald-trump-f-guy-1136021

@ellewoodsruns Yeah no sorry I'm not revising the "up to" statement in a funny toot because you're taking it overly literal.

@ellewoodsruns Also worth noting that at age 69, a 10 year sentence could well be life.

@ellewoodsruns Hence "up to".

He's also still up for prosecution in another district, as well. If convicted there, that won't be served concurrently.

@th3j35t3r Considering I can't even connect to CoSo using a VPN using a Seattle server, I'm gonna say no.

@th3j35t3r yeahhhhhhh tfw the bar is set so low it's buried

lmao yes congrats to Paul Manafort for having to serve only up to 80 years in prison instead of up to 305 years 🎉

https://counter.social/media/13HZBMlFFjN8RGDJvXE https://counter.social/media/S4DpEVnkP15e2Bg38sQ

@Monty1234 Intention, no, but when an untrained person steals a giant piece of flying metal, you necessarily run the risk of harming others.

@Monty1234 I have an extremely liberal view of suicide. I consider the choice to end your own life a basic human right, and thus not necessarily a tragedy. Obviously this was a bit different as he _did_ risk other lives than his own, and did a great deal of property damage.

But I've gotta give him credit on one hell of an outro.

I'm sad this Rich cat decided to off himself by stealing a plane and crashing it. That's sad that he felt the need to take it that far. But at the same time, I feel like the dude is kind of a legit legend at this point. He was hilarious and wasn't out to harm anyone else.

Don't anyone else try to follow in his footsteps though, you feel me? I like you better here.

@th3j35t3r Thanks. His family is going to be inundated soon enough, no reason to make it happen sooner than it needs to.

lmao the SeaTac plane thief told air traffic control "think I'm gonna land it...like in a safe kinda matter...gonna try to a barrel roll and if that goes good I'm just go nose down and call it a night"

#legend

@AndersonArtwork @th3j35t3r That was damn funny.

I haven't forgotten you, CoSo!

@Mcuban Do your own homework.

Man it was fun watching Peter Strzok unload on the GOP. He took zero shit and gave no ground whatsoever. Bravo!