So my friend’s small child is crying right now because he wants to hear “two little ants” on the radio but he can’t because IT’S A SONG HE MADE UP. And now his little brother is also crying because he is crying.
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This same small child recently caused this incident: friend/dad was looking for his keys, late for an appointment, freaking out for AN HOUR. Finally the child is like “what’s wrong?” He says he can’t find his keys. The child says “oh! I know where they are!”, crawls under the bed and around behind the printer, and returns with his keys. “I hid them so they would be safe!”