UPDATE:
I'm still in the hospital. Have been since April 30th. The surgery that was supposed to remove my hematoma from my left artificial knee didn't happen until May 7th. I now have a very painful vacuum drain poking out of my thigh and pulling blood + fluids out of the space left behind by my doctor. It burns and stings like a mofo.
1/2
@AskTheDevil We've got dual coverage through Blue Cross/Blue Shield Federal PPO and Medicare Part A *only*, which combine to pretty much make inpatient hospital stays cost me nothing except the check-in co-payment. Hard to beat for most cases.