I think somebody should warn guys that if they get married they won’t be able to keep their golf clubs in the living room anymore.

Birdbrain is voting for Numbnuts.

RIP the last shred of Nikki Haley’s integrity.

Top down!

Just gave the Gift of Life. 🩸

In a shocking development, Numbnuts was lying about taking the stand at his trial.

Bedtime for me. My handsome boy Mojo already has an hour on me.

I have shin splints.

As my mom would say “it is a long way from your heart.”

Costello testifying for Trump. So far, Abbott not present.#clownshow

Richard Thompson has a new album out! 🎉

I yearn for a second 4 Non-blondes record.

Somehow, Trump’s defence is that Cohen is a liar. And no-one mentions the irony.

I should be in bed but I have to pick family up at the airport at 1:40 AM. So I am sitting here thinking about how great coffee will be in the morning.

I played golf with 3 generations of a family today. Poppa was celebrating his 74th birthday. His son and his grandson were playing too. When 8 year old Henry made a par, there was much celebrating! 🎂🎉❤️

Scientists have determined the source of the loss of critical thinking:

“Jesus love me, yes I know,
Cause the Bible tells me so”

Happy Mom’s Day!

Sunday coffee! 🥰

#caffeineclub

Failed Toronto Maple Leafs President Shanahan explains that for the past 10 years he thought the dismal team performance in the playoffs was what the fans wanted.

“I though they were chanting ‘Blow Leafs Blow’.”