We have a verdict!

I think the jury is all democrats, certainly no MAGA people, because they are asking for things to read.

@Alfred, what is the point of asking an applicant for a job “if you were a flower, what kind of flower would you be?”

@Alfred would it be a reasonable strategy for the jury to not return a verdict for 5 years to keep Trump stuck in that little courthouse room without food or water?

@Alfred , who is in charge of determining what country is the greatest democracy in the world, and is there a trophy?

@Alfred why are so many people fascinated with the Titanic?

Live cable news is breathlessly focused on the status of 12 people no-one knows locked in a room, out of sight and out of earshot.

My diet and exercise program has reduced my weight by 20 pounds. 20 more to go.

The first 20 pounds is the toughest. The second 20 pounds is the toughester! 🤪

Oops. Typo! Walter Cup. Named for the man who made this hockey league a dream come true!

Minnesota wins the Walker Cup! #PWHL

The excitement of watching Armstrong land on the moon was great, but watching Trump land in jail is better!
#LockHimUp

I call dibs on the first licence plate Numbnuts makes.

“Justice” Alito. Ha.

I must have missed something. Why is the defence giving their closing argument before the prosecution?

I hope 45 gets 4 to 5.

My iRobot is wasted and it can’t find its way home.

Tomorrow is the 1st anniversary of the wildfire that tore through our community after a prolonged drought.

Everything is dry again, but fortunately tomorrow’s forecast shows rain. 🙏

Stay safe on this Memorial Day weekend. There is nasty weather about. Safe travels!

These overtime hockey playoff games go too late.

Tomorrow we are going to open the cottage like we do every year.

Then no-one will go like they do every year.

In October we will close it like we do every year.